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Not to mention that BJs often result in a mouthful of bodily fluids-that's way more intense than anything cunnilingus has to offer, even if the girl goes full bush. “Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.” Well said. Samantha once famously broke it down for a lover in Sex and the City: the teeth placement, jaw stress, suction, gag reflex, head bobbing, moaning, and breathing through the nose. Men seem to think that blow jobs are easy-that you just suck and try to keep your teeth out of the way. My female partners have been unanimously more giving and considerate, and certainly more likely to give me head. As someone who also sleeps with women, I feel I have a good counterpoint. And honestly, many of my hook-ups with men have felt driven by that singular goal. As a result, in the real world, many girls and guys think that the aim of sex is to get the man off. But the fact is, almost all mainstream porn is made by men, for men, and it shows-the aim of the scenes is always to get the man off. Some guys are very generous and adept in the oral department, and some porn does emphasize pleasure for the woman. Which means that, often, real-life sex doesn’t include head for the woman, either. Well, porn imitates life imitates porn, as they say. Rarely in this scenario does the guy reciprocate oral sex. Heterosexual porn scenes usually go something like this: Girl gets naked girl shows off her body for a while girl gives guy a blow job girl and guy have intercourse the end. It’s now widely discussed that, due to a lack of sex ed in school, young people are learning about sex from porn. Oral sex isn’t rocket science, so why, if you’re a straight girl, is head so often either terrible or nonexistent? All that spitting and sucking and vagina slapping: What is going on there? To my knowledge, I don’t have an abnormally sensitive vagina, but if someone slaps it, or slurps at it like it’s a trough, any subsequent screaming will be out of pain, not pleasure. Not to mention that when you meet the rare guy who’s up for going down, he’s often remarkably bad at it. I recently met a guy who, while flirting with me at a party, said, “Just so you know, I’m the kind of guy who cares about making a girl cum.” He then stared at me in anticipation, as if waiting for me to faint, or for celebratory balloons to fall from the ceiling. I half expect them to say “You’re welcome” afterward. And how else does one get what one wants out of sex than by talking about it? So I’ll go first: I don’t understand why so many men act like, by giving head, they’re doing you a favor. But I find that it’s next to impossible to talk about sex without getting specific. You wanna come, right? Respect the hand (and mouth) of fate guiding this along.I realize that I’m being, shall we say, candid. In other words, it takes two to tango, which means it takes two to get your dick hard enough and worked up enough to come. A blow job is a two-way street, the result should be something intensely pleasurable to get that’s also intensely pleasurable, albeit in a different way, to give. The real issue here, though, is that just because that’s what men want doesn’t mean that’s what they should get. Though one gay man said that while six minutes was realistic, 15 was preferable.
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Most other answers on my Facebook poll, from gay and straight men, were well within the five to seven minutes range. I’m absolutely not able to understand any of this, but in my defense, neither could anyone else on the thread. As long as S outweighs the combined time of D and E (the lowest E can always be 0), then the length of the blowjob is simply D + E. Therefore, higher values of S (gained by enthusiastic practice sessions) allow for higher values of both D and E. If the values of D and E exceed the value of S, and the final answer becomes a negative, the blowjob has failed, and its length is the value of S. Where S = Stamina of the one giving the blowjob, D = Duration required to reach orgasm and E = Time spent edging. The most basic Blowjob Formula = S - (D + E)